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The Top 100 Effects of Global Warming
Thanks to Woody for this one.
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They left out some of the most important effects e.g.
1. Ingrown toenails to increase in severity.
2. Commercial TV Stations to program cheaper and nastier shows and
3. Collingwood Football Club to win 10 successive premierships.
Fair dinkum these people are imbeciles or think we are.
“Global Warming Threatens Our National Security”
Mick Keelty would agree with that list.
OK, I’d always thought AGW was a load of codswallop to be completely ignored. But Collingwood winning ten (or even one) flags? This is getting serious. Now I understand why the world govts are preparing to spend $43 gazillion (or whatever the latest hyperbolic cost is) on reducing world temps by 0.07C by 2100.
Did Mick Keelty’s moustache fall off as a result of Global Warming? Sorry Mark, there won’t be any footy – too hot to play, and the footballs will explode anyway. But with any luck Osama bed Linen will die of drought and heat stroke in the mountains of Pakistan.